So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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