we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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