Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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