Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Your dad touched me again.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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