Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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