The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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