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there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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