There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
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