I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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