Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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