going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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