Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I think a kid would responsible me up
Alive.
So much puke
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Randomize
