But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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