You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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