I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You're like the curious george of whores
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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