She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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