I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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