as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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