Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I think your dad took our porno
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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