How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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