I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
you're hired as official boob wrangler
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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