I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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