Having a random hookup so left but love u
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Randomize