If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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