operation harelip BJ is a go
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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