Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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