shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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