so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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