It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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