another moral hangover. fuck.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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