Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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