Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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