i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I didn't notice because vodka
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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