I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
