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If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Semen is not good for contacts.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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