just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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