Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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