WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i dont even know how to be here
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
