so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Where is the hickey?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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