is wine microwaveable?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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