I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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