wat bout pragnant strippers??
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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