yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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