Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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