Is it normal to miss your booty call?
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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