Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
