Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Just cropdusted the office
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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