two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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