i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I hope mine doesn't look like that
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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