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if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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