careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sorry about my life...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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