I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
