I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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